Hey, I’m interested in having intelligent conversations (probably about the future and careers and other boring adult stuff like that), but not online. We have a good match and you seem to have good looks (which is important, lets face it). I have enough money to treat you to some coffee and treats or something :-P
You in?
So how excited are you for the new season of Arrested Development?! Are you watching it marathon-style? What songs do you usually sing at Karaoke, At The Boardwalk? What’s New Pussycat?
I completely agree, who in the name of Johnny Unitas’ ghost would anyone still root for they Cowboys? I think we both still beveled in fictional characters like Santa & Jesus when they were last relevant.
LeRoy
PS So what’s with the hate on Scorpios, besides the fact that we’re all nutters? I’ve always gotten along famously with Tauruses. Or is it Tauri?
Hey baby, want to eat some chicken nuggets and watch Bridezilla with me?
p-please respond
Did your roommate do that lame thing and name her hedgehog ‘Sonic’?
What an awful way to start a conversation, asking you about someone else’s business when I don’t even know you…
And you want a joke? Here it is: a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants (stop me is you’ve heard this one before). The bartender looks at him quite perplexed. “Hey, doesn’t that drive you nuts?” “Arrr,” says the pirate, “it drives me nuts.”
Well…We’ll probably never meet. I’m almost sure of the fact that I don’t have a picture helps. But I can tell you that I watched ever episode of A.D. in two days. IT WAS AWSOME. You should check out the increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margret. It stars David Cross and Will Arnet. It’s a Beautiful comedy. Also I just Bought a yak(it took a while but I did it) and I live about 2 minutes away from the Appalachian trail (appalatchin) for the mountain folk…Well anyways it sounds like you would be a great person to get to know. But as the saying goes location, location, location. I have pictures incase you would like to know what I look like, please ask. I just never became comfortable with posting my picture.
lol hi dork.
:)
Hey there (: I just got done reading your profile and I have to say I’m smiling cheek to cheek(: I’d really like to get to know you (: let’s chat! Regardless your gorgeous looking (: also I have a pretty good joke too
Hi, my names Jeff. Your profile caught my attention and I’d like to get to know you. I tend to get into pretty deep convos so if that’s too arduous I’d totally understand lol
A young woman is the hostess for a party honoring her younger brother for becoming a doctor. Many acquaintances and old family friends are invited to share in on the celebration. Being a good hostess, the sister starts to make rounds and chat it up with the guest. One of the guests was the family’s next door neighbor, an old God-fearing and refined woman. The sister greets her and says “Good evening, Ma’am I hope you you are enjoying the dinner.” The woman responds “Yes, dear, I am so glad to be here your brother has turned out to be a remarkable young man of great skill and I only wish my son could work as hard as him.” The sister nods and responds saying, “That is true, my brother is very skilled, but your son’s cum is better.”
You.
I like you.
Why couldn’t Ray Charles read? Because he was black!
I really hope you’re not like so albino black girl because you *might* not like that joke so much if you are.
Hello beautiful woman !!!
You have a pretty eyes
and amazing smile <3
Hey ho is your night going? Sadly it looks like I’m not getting any bonus points with you :(
How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony?
It’s not hard.
