i have an online dating profile. these are some of the horrendous messages in my inbox, completely unedited. oh, and my url is named after one of the first messages i received. enjoy.
So if you know the answer to, how much does a polar bear weighs… enough to break the ice, let the chit chat begin. A little about me though, I am totally the coolest guy you’ll ever meet, at least that’s what my mom tells me.
